Freakazette's Theme SongFaster than the speed of lightFreakazette, FreakazetteWears a set of spandex tightsFreakazette, FreakazetteSidekick to the FreakazoidFreakazette, FreakazetteHopefully that might fill the voidFreakazette, FreakazetteShe's got a knack for dangerAnd flirting with a strangerReally wants a marmosetFreakazette, FreakazetteCheck out Janice JenkinsShyest girl we've seenWas playing World of WarcraftAnd was sucked into the screenShe turned into the FreakazetteA lovely shade of blueShe could be just like SupergirlIf she could get a clue!She's never known to run awayFreakazette, Freaka-fineMade a fruit bowl out of clayFreakazette, porcupineRides around on the FreakcycleFreakazette, Freaka-ZimLife with her is never dullFreaka-her, Freaka-himShe's here to save the planetSo pay attention, darn itIf you don't, we'll be upsetFreakazette, FreakazetteFreakazette!
He who Cannot be NamedThe name, the name. The name is one's fame.But should one speak of a name, it could sometimes be lameA name, a name. Can be a dangerous thing, you dame.For speaking of a name, can end in quite the maim.Not always, has it been this-a way or that.For 'tis a new trend, for ends to come, just like that.A name could not harm a soul, you say? I don't think that.You think me crazy, you think me insaneJust wait, just wait, 'till you say his name..Jack, o' Jack, Jack of the candle.Wispy eyes staring deep, fingers curl 'round the handle, of such a candle.Lurks, he lurks, listening for whispers.But most nights, most nights, those souls could beg to differ.Jack is a lonely soul, wishing for company. He never finds a friend, let alone be comfy.But touch one he cannot, be seen by one he cannot, speak to one he cannot.Unless, unless, they decide to be lameYes yes, yes yes, they must say his name.Not Candle nor Jack, no no, not so quickFor this man, this soul, may not just tak